Friday, December 16, 2011

A funny poem

A funny poem I came across today: 


Anything, I'll do anything-
Temperature charts, Tes-Tape, Litmus paper;
Abstinence to maximize sperm count;
Lying on my back with a pillow under my behind and
my legs up like a beetle; 
Vitamin A, Vitamin E, Zinc; 
Anything I'll do ANYTHING;
But please-oh please, 
Just don't ask me to "just relax."

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